yael2006:

Wilson: Is that so wrong? I’m not a stud like you are. If you’re free, Cuddy will take a second (or third?) chance on you.

House: How come you know about my stud qualities? Have we met before in that kind of way?

yael2006:

Wilson: I feel guilty about the prank we did on Chase last night. He was so scared I thought he’d swoon any minute. We should apologize.

House: Come on. It was Halloween. He wanted to be scared.

Wilson: He’s sensitive and not accustomed to American habits. If you don’t show remorse, he’ll leave and you’re alone again.

House: Hm. You’re afraid to lose Cuddy, aren’t you?

yael2006:

Chase: I had a horrible dream yesterday. Sort of a nightmare, to be precise. You and Wilson started some competition about who was the most frightening monster. For me, you both were. Maybe it was something you put into my coffee.

House: I’d never do any harm to you. Well… a little perhaps. Just to figure out how much you can take. In retrospect and considering your origins, you’re an insult for your people.

yael2006:

Wilson: So you think me as the Mad Hatter was a bore? Let me show you my real face.

House: Whoa! You’re so ugly it’s not fair!

Chase: Why are you all so scary? I just wanted to have fun!

yael2006:

House: Don’t you frown, my sweet pinkish bunny. With a little help of my magic spell we can turn you into a creature of the night in no time.

Chase: Whoo… House really has magical powers! And Foreman’s costume is the most boring one I’ve ever seen.

yael2006:

Foree-man-Kenobi: I hear there’s a party going on. Let me join and the force is with you.

Chase: Oh, crap. His costume is way cooler than mine. Who let the dogs out, by the way?

yael2006:

Cuddy: Hey guys! Don’t have all the fun without me!

House: Good Lord! I’m drooling blood.

yael2006:

Wilson: Holy Cow! You scared the shit out of me, House!

Housezombie: Trick or treat. When you see Chase’s costume, you’ll pee your nonexistent pants and your shirt up to your funny mad hat.

Chase/PeterPan: To die will be an awfully big adventure, Dr. Wilson.

yael2006:

Chase: I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling weird and kind of nauseous all of a sudden. And my head’s spinning round like a ventilator. You didn’t put poison in the potion?

House: Nah. Don’t be silly, princess. (Hopefully I didn’t overdo it with the magic potion. It was supposed to be mumbo jumbo anways… Whoops, a daisy… I mean, something’s popping out of my mouth that’s not meant to be there.)

yael2006:

Chase: Oooh… I love the things you do…

House: I know. I love ‘em, too. Here’s to you and my thingys. This magic potion will help us revealing our inner selves. Caution. Paper cup is just as hot as you are.

yael2006:

Chase: House. I really need this. Go to a Halloween party. I never have been back in Australia. All we did there was some boring barbie at the shore.

House: This sounds so like a sad childhood it makes me wanna cry. Know what? You can have anything in the world as soon as I’m finished with you. Which approximately will be in three hours.

yael2006:

House: Forget about that silly costume. I want to hold you skin to skin now. Wanna feel your breath panting into my Sean Connery-chest hair and kiss your sweet lips til I’m drunk from the taste of wine that’s laying on them.

Chase: I’m all shook up when you got that look on me… just a friendly reminder beforehand: Wilson’s got a spare key.

yael2006:

Wilson: Cuddy’s at pregnancy gymn classes preparing for unexpected emergencies, and I feel lonely as hell. Can I come over to your place?

House: Only if you show up in yellow square pants and an unbearable good mood. I’ll go as Squidward Tentacles for Halloween while Chase is working on a Redneck accent as Sandy Cheeks.

yael2006:

Wilson: I prefer choosing my own costume. Maybe I’ll go without a tie and no pants at all for a change, what do you think?

House: I think Chase’s costume is the most adorable I have ever seen. Can’t beat that, Wilson.

Chase (struggling to put on the astronaut suit): I’m afraid I need your help with this.

yael2006:

Chase: Hey. You’re late for Spongebob SquarePants. Ever noticed that this cranky squid could go as your alter ego? The writers must have had you in mind as they made him up.

House: Think so? Then you are the irrtating, annoying squirrel girl far away from home.

Chase: Why, thank you. It’s better than being dumb Patrick Star.

House: Wait. She can do karate, can’t she?