yael2006:

Chase: You know, I could watch you in your sleep forever.

House: Same here, princess. That’s why I had a mirror installed in the ceiling right above the bed.

yael2006:

Chase: Oh, House… you look so pretty when you dream about me on the tiles of the bathroom floor.

House (in his sleep) : Grrrnmmgrrrnn… G*ddamnit Wilson…. don’t you hurt my little baby wombat… He’s mine alone, and I’m not gonna share him… not even with you.

yael2006:

House: Snap out of it, boy. What happened on your date with Wilson? I’m gonna break his arm if it was as crappy as you look right now or if he gave you a taste of his sensational religiously trained libido.

Chase: I… I can’t remember anything. Except the strawberry flavour in the sixty-seventh Hoso Maki I ordered.

yael2006:

House: I hate to interfere your rendezvous with Chase, but if you harm my little Aussie boy, there will be no more poker games in my house. Besides, it’s getting late, and I hear a familiar sounding g-minor-moaning in in the background. What do you do to him?

Wilson: Nothing, really. Well, perhaps too many Hoso Maki at the sushi-bar. I didn’t expect him to be *that* insatiable.

Chase: *Groan*… @rgrfrttppff%$2… I think I’m gonna puke!

yael2006:

Wilson: It actually comes as some kind of surprise that you ask me out. I mean, we hardly have an onscreen-relationship, have we? There’s no official “Chason” or “Wilse”.

Chase: That’s why the author had to choose pics of me with short hair. I’m adorable this way nonetheless, but she prefers me Girlie style. - Garcon! The same once more! My friend here is paying the bill!

Wilson: I should have known he didn’t invite me for dating him…

yael2006:

Chase: It’s not fair to negotiate with Wilson over me like over some dumb live stock. I’m not your slave boy.

House: Are you saying you insist on making your own calls?

Chase: Exactly. And that’s what I’ll do, whether you like it or not. I’m responsible for my own actions.

Foreman (in the background): This won’t end well.

House: Fair enough. I’m gonna count to ten and then search you at Wilson’s office. Let’s hope I won’t find you on his lap.

yael2006:

Wilson: Listen. As my best friend, couldn’t you arrange between Chase and me? Just for one night? You said he’s good. I wanna know what it feels like.

House: Hmm… his schedule is tight. Saturday it’s bathtime with me, sunday lazy long and sleazy breakfast in bed, monday sex with me, tuesday he reminds me that he likes me, wednesday getting-our-rocks-off-day, thursday squishy tantra massage at home, friday-…

Chase (enters): House. Let’s make it a day. The water’s getting cold, and you know how easily I get bored without you in the tub.

Wilson: Alright, alright. Enough. I got the message.

yael2006:

House: So you’re fantasizing about sleeping with Chase? Interesting.

Wilson: It’s awful! I’m betraying my best friend in thoughts! And yet, I can’t get this damn picture out of my head.

House: Actually, I don’t blame you. I’m fantasizing about Chase all the time myself.

yael2006:

Wilson: Wait. If House is Zeus, then Chase must be his beautiful Ganymedes… well, he kind of is beautiful.

Thanks to discofunction!

yael2006:

House: What are you doing here anyway? Aren’t you supposed to make out with Cuddy?

Wilson: That’s the point. She was worried and wanted me to check on Chase… Chase, are you alright?

Chase: *sigh* How would I be if you woke me from my sweetest dream? *doublesigh*

House: …in which I kidnapped you to the mountain of Olympus on eagle’s wings.

Wilson: House as Zeus? That’s almost… romantic.

yael2006:

Wilson: I can’t believe it! You hired a 67 Stingray Corvette just to get sweaty with Chase in there?!

House: Shush… he’s asleep. I guess I was a bit too rough on him. Doesn’t he look like an angel when he’s in gracious slumber?

Chase: *snore* Mmm… big sugar canes… speedy Batman mobiles… fifty shades of grey…

yael2006:

House: Ooh… ummph… how could I seriously have thought about sharing you with Wilson? He’s my best buddy alright, but not *that* much a ray of sunshine.

Chase: So it will remain between me and you alone, then?

House: Anything you wish as long as you don’t stop biting and scratching my skin and patching me up. It’s a real turn-on. And very sexy, I admit.

yael2006:

Chase: Umm… House… I haven’t brushed my teeth since early this morning…

House: Never mind. I’d rather your natural beauty, and besides, there’s no need for kissing and wasting time. I’m ready as can be to marvel at the sensational sensuality and the power of your youth.

yael2006:

House: Don’t you play me. I’m gonna use my big big cane if you’ve got the nerve to decline my apology.

Chase: Look what you did! You scared the hair out of me with your threat.

House: I love you either way.

yael2006:

House: Chase… ummm… there’s something I have to tell you… I’m so*§$@% for having offended you… I was wr- *mumbles under his breath*…

Chase: Can this wait? It’s my fave programm on tivo, and I don’t wanna miss it. Shame the reception is poor, but what else can you expect from an Australian daily soap opera?